Confused...

Everybody says adult life is confusing...i say life gets confusing on the onset!

1)Daddy and Mummy dropped me off at Grandma and Grandpa's place yesterday as usual and i just learnt that that day is called Sunday. Usually mummy will come visit me at night...but for duno what reason, she came in the morning! We went out lunch and all, then Grandma 'disappeared'...im totally confused. I duno where she went and i hope she comes home soon..cos mummy dun on the tv while feeding me...and thus i missed this afternoon's news...=(

2) Mummy has been telling me that this week is Christmas and asked me whether im ready to be Santa Claus. i know Santa, saw him at the shopping centre the other day. But Santa is fat and has a white beard!..Im so skinny and i sure dun have a beard...is mummy going to apply something today so that i can grow a white beard? So confusing....

3) Mummy mentioned to Grandma that Daddy and her is attending a wedding tonight and Aunty Apple's on Wed. Let me tell you my first confusing encounter with Aunty Apple. Grandma always taught me A is for Apple, Apple is red and crunchy..So when Mummy brought me to meet Aunty Apple for lunch one day, i seriously thought that she is this big red apple that i saw on my flash card, but with eyes, mouth etc.....but no...Aunty Apple looks just the same as Aunty Fiona and the rest...and i thought i can really see a real life apple...-_-

4) Dun let me start on every weekend when Daddy and Mummy are watching the tellie in the evenings and they start arguing away...Daddy will say Go liverpool and lousy Man Utd, but Mummy will say Man Utd is the champions and Liverpool is going to be relegated. I duno which is which...Grandpa bought me a liverpool and Man Utd tee from Malacca last month. I have yet to wear them yet. Wearing either will sure make somebody unhappy....HOW???

5) Then, can anybody explain why gu gu always see the computer screen every sat and talk to herself? Once, mummy brought me over to peep, and there is gu gu on the screen! And the most amazing thing is, the screen gu gu came to my house last week. Suddenly i have 2 gu gu....i thought i was seeing double that day!!

ok, shall stop at 5, cos Grandma only taught me how to count til 5..

Thanks uncle for giving me my eeyore soft toy. Its very soft to bite!

I have 5 teeth now...and the itch is killing me!!!